Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Norm Doyle's reality check

Last week, St. John's East MP Norm Doyle was heard from. (That's an unprecedented three times in about a month for those of you keeping track...)

Here's how VOCM reported Doyle's latest public musing:
"The Federal Standing Committee on Finance will be holding a public hearing in
St. John's October 6th. MP Norm Doyle says July 31st is the deadline for groups
or individuals wishing to make a presentation to the hearing. Doyle says this is
a great opportunity for anyone to make their views known about existing
programs, or funding for new ones."
A great opportunity indeed.

And just under the wire, in the nick of time, and right before this July 31st deadline, one erstwhile participant has made his views known about existing programs, and the funding of new ones - Get Stuffed!

The automatist autonomists

This is thoroughly depressing, and ought to ring alarm bells for anyone who cares about what this country is and where it's going.

Friday, July 25, 2008

The D-word

A deficit? They're running a deficit?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Meanwhile, in whine country...

From today's Toronto Star:
"Meanwhile, other provinces seem to be doing better in their negotiations with Ottawa. Nova Scotia, for instance, recently bagged $870 million from the federal government in a deal over the sharing of offshore oil-and-gas revenues."
Dead wrong. There is no deal on "sharing" oil-and-gas revenues. Oil and gas revenues aren't supposed to be shared. What did happen, recently, was that the two levels of government settled (through arbitration) the issue of the value of the "crown share" owed to Nova Scotia under the National Energy Program. The NEP was in place at the time of the signing of the preliminary Nova Scotia Accord, which contained provisions regarding the crown share. The old NEP allowed the federal government to acquire a stake in all oil developments. But the NEP was subsequently scrapped, making the clause inoperative. The 1986 Accord agreed to compensate Nova Scotia for the loss of revenue resulting from the elimination of the crown share.

This is not some new bag of goodies from Ottawa, as the Star would suggest. It's a payment of a debt that successive federal governments have withheld from Nova Scotia, all the while acknowledging they owed it, but never agreeing on its value.

More background information on this (and it's pretty simple) is right here. Someone at the Star might want to read it before they write their next whiny editorial.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I am not making this up

Courtesy of the Chief Electoral Officer:




But here's the kicker - while it is actually already legal to vote in this by-election, candidates can't yet legally be nominated. In fact, the byelection isn't even called.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - this has to be the stupidest Elections Act in the western world. And it's a national embarrassment.

Welcome Inkless readers.

Revisiting Champlain's history. Or the history of Champlain's revisiting.

Françoise Enguehard writes in today's Globe and Mail:

"History is simply a succession of events, each propelling the next. History is not meant to be edited or altered to fit the occasion, whatever it may be. Some of the phrases used on July 3, such as “This is where New France began,” were identical, word for word, to those uttered in 2004 on the shores of the Bay of Fundy, where they were spoken by different people in similar political positions, celebrating the 400 anniversary of the founding of Acadia."
She's got a good point.

I'm not sure I entirely share Enguehard's sentiment about the speeches and celebration as expressed in the piece, but I certainly understand it. The comments section following the Globe article are an unfortunate reflection of just how fragmented and ignorant Canadians can be about our own history. It's kinda sad. And it doesn't help matters when legions of bureaucrats at PCO and Heritage Canada twiddle their thumbs and allow the Prime Minister to insert glaring factual errors into a speech of such national historical importance, as noted here, previously.

Two (slightly related) side notes:

(1) I must have read half a dozen foreign newspapers while waiting for a flight yesterday, and the only mention of Canada anywhere was the ridiculous spectacle of a handful of nationalist blowhards citing Paul McCartney as a symbol of colonial oppression. Good show.

(2) More Acadian perspective on the 1608 anniversary, here.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Back.

Sixty years ago tonight, July 22, 1948, my grandparents and great grandparents voted in a referendum to join Canada. I can't imagine what would have been going through their minds.

The last week and a half provided a long overdue chance to catch up on some reading at the beach. I'm embarrassed to admit that it took this long to get around to reading The Colony of Unrequited Dreams, particularly after reading every subsequent Wayne Johnston book before finally getting around to reading this masterpiece. I think my reluctance to open the cover had something to do with not wanting to confuse the fictional and factual "Joeys" Smallwood. Anyway, as the reviews have been saying for several years now, it's a great book, a Canadian classic, and I highly recommend it.

Given the date, and since I'm jet lagged and far too tired to write anything creative, the following excerpt seemed appropriate:

I had done my share of celebrating. I did not trust myself to drive. Everyone I knew who owned a car was roaring drunk, even my bodyguards.

I dared not call a cab. The driver would be as likely to kill me as to kiss me. Twice as likely, here in St. John's. On this night even a Confederate cabbie might not want to chance having Joe Smallwood in his car.

It did not matter; I felt like walking anyway. It was between three and four in the morning when I went outside, alone, my bodyguards let me think, or believed they had, for as I walked I knew they were behind me somewhere. I could hear them laughing, probably too drunk to do me any good, more likely to draw attention to me than anything else. I decided I would lose them if I could.

A few brave souls walked, arms linked, through the streets with bottles in their hands, confederates who walked right past me without giving me a second look. The streets, strewn with confetti, were otherwise deserted.

I heard, from somewhere in the east end a solitary, punctuating shotgun blast that echoed back and forth between the harbour hills. Earlier, guns had fired almost constantly for hours, not so much as in celebration, it seemed, as in symbolic execution of the losers.

I felt the weight of my revolver in the pocket of my jacket, and the iron ingot I had worn in the other pocket for three months now as a counterweight, so my jacket would hang evenly. I felt the pull of both weights on my shoulders. They caused me to hunch slightly and I wondered if I would ever walk upright again, And how much longer I would need the gun.

Everywhere, it seemed, the pink, white and green flew at half-mast. Let the old flag fall. The anti-confederates, looking out their windows the next day, must have wondered how they lost; there were so many more of them than us.

But only in the city. Not in the outports where the antis had never been. They had been to London and they had been to New York, but they had never been to Bonavista or La Poile, and that was why they lost. Here and there the Union Jack flew at full mast.


Wayne Johnston, The Colony of Unrequited Dreams, p. 454

Friday, July 11, 2008

Busy, busy, busy (II)

But seriously, folks. Futher to my last post, in which the Minister of Education claims that she has been too busy for the past year with legislation, and all that other stuff that she does, here is a complete and unabridged version of everything the Minister has ever tabled in the House of Assembly in the last calendar year. Not a word omitted, not a clause overlooked. Here is the culmination of Joan Burke's busy, busy year:

Source: http://www.assembly.nl.ca/business/bills/Bill0812.htm

HONOURABLE JOAN BURKE
Minister of Education
Ordered to be printed by the Honourable House of Assembly

EXPLANATORY NOTES
This Bill would, in clause 2, repeal provisions of the Student Financial Assistance Act respecting the composition of the board of directors of the Student Loan Corporation of Newfoundland and Labrador. The composition of the board would then be prescribed by the Lieutenant-Governor in Council by regulation.
The amendments contained in clauses 1 and 3 of the Bill are consequential to the change above.
A BILL
AN ACT TO AMEND THE STUDENT FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE ACT
Analysis
1. S.2 Amdt.Definitions
2. S.14.4 Amdt.Board of directors
3. S.16 Amdt.Lieutenant-Governor in Council Regulations
Be it enacted by the Lieutenant-Governor and House of Assembly in Legislative Session convened, as follows:
SNL2002 cS-29.01 as amended
1. Paragraph 2(a.1) of the Student Financial Assistance Act is repealed and the following substituted:
(a.1) "board" means the board of directors of the corporation;
2. (1) Subsection 14.4(1) of the Act is repealed and the following substituted:
Board of directors
14.4 (1) The Lieutenant-Governor in Council shall, by regulation, prescribe the composition of the board of directors of the corporation.
(2) Subsection 14.4(2) of the Act is repealed.
3. Subsection 16(1) of the Act is amended by deleting the word "and" at the end of paragraph (l), and by adding immediately after that the following:
(l.1) prescribing the composition of the board; and

©Earl G. Tucker, Queen's Printer


That's it.
That's all.
And in Dannystan, that's busy.

Busy, busy, busy

Just as I sign off for a little rest and relaxation, someone flips me the quote of the summer!

"We are just at the point, I guess, with a busy schedule in the house of
assembly and certainly the tedious work in developing the legislation, that we
didn't have sufficient time … for the full debate that it deserved"

- Education Minister, Joan Burke, today

Busy schedule?? Sufficient time??

In the past 365 days, (that's a year, a full freakin' year) the Dannystan legislature has had only 38 sittings, and passed only 37 Bills.

Busy indeed.
Seriously. Check out the House of Assembly website and ask yourself, why do we pay these people a full time salary???

backlog

Nottawa might be out of commission for a couple of weeks, depending on a whole range of factors, including wine, weather and spotty overseas internet access.

But dear readers - a few projects are in the hopper, even in the dog days of summer, including (if I ever get around to it) a rebuttal of Thomas Courchesne's Equalization piece in the June Policy Options, a look ahead to Jack Layton's planned trip to the Democratic convention, more Danimal Farm features, and idle speculation on upcoming federal byelections.

In the meantime, and unless the urge to post one of several draft pieces still nearing completion actually comes to fruition, here's some recommended weekend reading if it happens to be pissing down rain wherever you are...

I still have an hour and a half to kill in this ariport lounge. I just might be back.

Have a great weekend.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

From the Department of Utterly Useless Information...

...comes the latest report on our "Economic Freedom" from the Fraser Institute:
"The report found that between 2000 and 2005, five provinces improved their levels of economic freedom led by Newfoundland and Labrador. Alberta, Saskatchewan, BC, and Nova Scotia also improved while Ontario, Quebec, and Prince Edward Island saw their levels of economic freedom decrease."
Well fancy that! Newfoundland and Labrador leads the pack followed by Alberta and Saskatchewan. And to what does the erstwhile institoot attribute this increased financial liberation, this monetary unshackling, this... economic freedom? Standard conservative mantra, of course:
“Provinces with high levels of economic freedom are those that tend to have lower taxes, smaller government, and flexible labor markets. These conditions create jobs and opportunities leading to economic growth.”
But wait a minute... lower taxes? smaller government? Then what the heck is Newfoundland and Labrador doing at the top of this list? Its government spending has gone through the roof since 2000, and there's been scant tax relief, particularly relative to other provinces, over the same period of time. And labour flexibility? Newfoundland and Labrador has the lowest labour participation rate in the country.

Sometimes economic growth is just plain economic growth. That the Fraser Institute would attribute this so-called "economic freedom" to anything other than world commodity (read: oil) prices speaks for itself.

And at page 27 of their own report, the "Institoot" kinda admits its own folly:
"From 2000 to 2005, the province of Newfoundland & Labrador had the greatest increase in economic freedom at both the all-government and subnational levels, albeit from a low base. Newfoundland & Labrador has also had by far the fastest economic growth in Canada, 43%, during this period. However, the province has benefited from oil and gas development and it would be hazardous to draw any connection to economic freedom."
Wouldn't the same apply to Saskatchewan and Alberta? Surely Alberta had oil production in that period, and surely the Saskatchewan governments of 2000-2005 weren't exactly renowned tax cutters and stingy public spenders.

The only logical conclusion from the Fraser Institoot's latest offering is that rising oil prices are giving us economic freedom.

And whether you attribute high oil prices to any of a series of likely bogeymen, I'm happy to know that one or all of the Iranian Mullahs, the puppet Iraqi regime, the Venezuelan socialist, the hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico, the OPEC cartel, Dick Cheney, the Russian mob, the Nigerian army, the Sudanese, and/or the Wall Street speculators are all doing their very best to ensure my economic freedom is on the rise.

Economic freedom indeed.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Historically challenged. Geographically impaired.

Last week, I challenged readers to find one shred of evidence to support the Prime Minister's declaration that Samuel de Champlain made "voyages" to Acadia subsequent to his establishment of a settlement at Quebec City.

It sparked a scant few replies.

This week's challenge is equally simple, and is similarly inspired by real life events. Yesterday, Wally reminded us of a missing component to the Newfoundland (ampersand optional) Labrador tourism promotional material. And today, while sitting in a doctor's waiting room, I stumbled upon the latest issue of Canadian Geographic. In it's first two pages, another great claim from Newfoundland (ampersand optional) Labrador's tourism department.

The Tableland Mountains, states a visually stunning piece, overlook the Atlantic.

Really?

Please. Can anyone who has climbed the Tablelands (and I have on three occasions) who purports to have seen "the Atlantic" please tell me what direction they were looking in, what telescope they were using, and what the hell they were standing on?

Hint: The Gulf of St. Lawrence is not the Atlantic Ocean

PS - for next week's challenge, read up on a place called Mexico City, find out what continent it is on, and approximately how old it is.

Another Stinker in the National Post

John Ivison's latest effort in the Post makes absolutely no sense. Then again, if not for their weekly dispatches from a certain American prison cell, not much in the National Post would.

To wit, his silly suggestion that the timing of a federal by-election in Don Valley West is somehow being nefariously delayed due to the Liberals' fundraising woes. Here's the opener:

OTTAWA -- The Conservative Party is planning another four by-elections for the first week of September - two in Quebec and two in Ontario - but has hit a snag: John Godfrey, the Liberal MP for Don Valley West, is not going to resign until August 1, even though he has already taken up his new job as head of the Toronto French School.

The delay would push the Don Valley contest into the middle of September at the earliest. Conservatives allege the Liberals have stalled Mr. Godfrey's resignation because they are so hard-up for money they don't want to fight four by-elections at the same time. The Tories are obliged to call a vote in the Montreal riding of Westmount on July 23 for a by-election as early as seven weeks later. They are likely to call contests in the Quebec riding of Saint Lambert and the Ontario constituency of Guelph for the same day.

The Liberals say the date of retirement was of Mr. Godfrey's own choosing and has nothing to do with electoral strategy. But a quick look at the recently-filed party financial statements for 2007 suggest that if it's not, it should be.

Nowhere in Ivison's column does he ever establish a link between the party's finances and the running (or timing) of a byelection.

There's no dispute from this corner that the Liberal Party is probably still lagging in terms of its national fundraising efforts. That's not the point here. The question is what on earth that has to do with the timing of a byelection?

Consider the following - Ivison himself suggests that the party's main source of collateral for election credit comes from (a) the Elections Canada refunds which are returned to candidates and (b) a certain number of riding associations.

In other words, a byelection, particularly one in a riding like Don Valley West, is more likely a net source of revenue for the Liberal Party's national office than it is a net cause of expenditure

Besides, nowhere in the piece does Ivison address a very simple question - what does a national party office spend on a by-election anyway? The answer - in Liberal circles at least - is probably very little.

In addition, if there are national office expenditures to be incurred during a period of multiple simultaneous byelections, whether it be advertising, travel, etc. don't the economies of scale mean more to the parties that are struggling with their budgets? Seriously. There's no amount of Tory spin that can change the simple mathematics of that one. Even the simplest math, however, stands a good chance stump a columnist at the Post. Clearly, it did today.

Finally, how can Ivison write anything about the Tories' new found desire to hold any outstanding byelections all at once, all the while glossing over the simple fact that last time such an occasion arose, Harper chose to hold off on some of them as long as he could, while calling Michel Gauthier's hours before the man had even left?

Really.


Noticed

Quotable quotes:

"As twisted as it may seem, the logic of advancing the cause of climate change by waging war on the Liberals at a time that party is winning kudos from much of Canada's environment movement for its Green Shift plan is what passes for strategy for the federal NDP these days."
- Notorious Stephane Dion booster, Chatal Hebert, in today's Toronto Star

"The NDP has historically been a leader in advocating social justice, but not now."

- Lynn McDonald, Ibid.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Ab-NORM-al appearance

One week after actually speaking in public, St. John's East MP Norm Doyle is actually going to be seen in public.

At an announcement. About crime prevention. With Stockwell Day.

It's probably a pre-election announcement about building a new prison.

Given Doyle's media activity of the past week, one wonders whether any of the local scribes will ask Doyle whether any recent Order of Canada recipients belong in such an institution.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Stuff to watch

A fluke triple by Kevin Youkilis. A bobbled ball by Johnny Damon.

The fact that this ball lands about 8 inches in front of the camera, makes for a great replay. (There's a cleaner version of the video at www.mlb.com) The fact that it's Johnny Damon makes it even greater...

Stuff to read...

If I were the type of person to plagiarize a great swath of column length, steal someone else's words and reproduce them as my own, In recent weeks, I'd have to look long and hard for something worth stealing. Call me fussy.

But if I were the word stealing, copyright infringing type... I'd steal the first few paragraphs of Richard Gwynn in Friday's Toronto Star, and the last few paragraphs of Russell Wangersky, in Saturday's Telegram.

But I'm not the plagiarist type... so click on the links and read them for yourselves.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

I am genuinely curious

From the Prime Minister:
"After founding Québec City, Champlain made a dozen expeditions in Canada, explored the coasts and rivers of our country – Acadia, the St. Lawrence Valley and Georgian Bay."
Dear readers, please help me find one example of Champlain in Acadia after founding Quebec City.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Fish 'n' Chips

It's hard to write about fish when you have a chip on your shoulder. And a big one at that.

In this week's Independent, just in time for Canada Day, long-time editor and sudden conservationist Ryan Cleary rolls out this year's reason not to mark the holiday, or rather, to mark one in honour of our latest provincial abbreviation instead:
"To celebrate NL Day this year — July 1 — I’d like to pay a special tribute to the Government of Canada. With cod stocks virtually wiped out on the Grand Banks, it’s high time the federal government turned its attention to gutting Mr. Trout, who’s had a much too easy life up to this point. The Globe and Mail carried a fascinating feature earlier this week on Sandy Pond in Long Harbour, a body of water known for its trophy trout, but it may soon be known for the toxic monster beneath its waves.

Environment Canada is leading a process that could allow Brazilian mining giant Vale Inco Ltd. to dump 386,000 tonnes of toxic waste (acid-generating sulfur mainly) in the lake from its proposed nickel processing plant.

The waste is best kept under water so it doesn’t oxidize and release toxic substances into the air. So much for hanging longjohns in Long Harbour.

The federal Department of Fisheries and Oceans has reportedly already concluded that using Sandy Pond is the best option for the project. No surprise there — DFO does so love to wipe out anything that moves in the waters off Halifax’s arse-end."

(The Independent, July 2, 2008)
Let's set aside the fact that the editor of the Independent is now reading the Globe and Mail, a deed punishable by public stoning just a few short months ago.

Let's just take his suggestion on its merits. The latest reason we should all condemn Ottawa is that those bastards are on the verge of allowing mining giant Vale Inco to use Sandy Pond.

Maybe he's right.

But if he is right, and that any government that would consider allowing such a thing to happen is acting against our interests, then surely the same condemnation applies to any government who has already signed off on it.

Like the provincial government, for example:
"On Friday, the environmental impact statement for a plant in Long Harbour was approved by the provincial government, and Vale Inco is waiting on a verdict on its environmental proposal from the federal government sometime in the middle of July."
(The Telegram, July 2, 2008)
I'm sure the great conservationist will address it in next week's column, but I won't hold my breath. The trout in Sandy Pond may not have much of a chance... much in the same way that truth, research and common sense have a hard go of it over at the Independent, which has become little more than a dumping ground for toxic substances in its own right.

St. John's MP suggests revoking Morgentaler's Order of Canada

You expect this kind of reaction in some Conservative ridings. But not in St. John's East.

No wonder the guy isn't running again.